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Urdu me Jawab – Santa Banta Jokes

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Friday, July 13, 2018 By Chauhan All Tech

Funny Santa Banta Jokes – Urdu me Jawab dena

Urdu me Jawab - Santa Banta Jokes
संता कंटला हुआ था उतने में बंता आया ।😬

बंता – मैं तुझे उर्दू में सवाल करुंगा, तुझे भी उर्दू में ही जवाब देना है☺

संता – ठिक है😏

बंता – गुस्ताखी मुआफ हो जनाब, आप क्या कर रहे है ।😋

संता – इज्जत की डोर को उलझनों की जकड़ और कश्मकश से आजाद कर रहा हुँ😕

बंता – मतलब ?😥😳😳

संता – अबे गधे, पजामे का नाडा गुच्छम हो गया है,😠

उसे निकाल रहा हुँ ।😂🤣😂😂

Eng text:

Santa kantaala hua tha utne me banta aaya.

Banta: Mein tuje Urdu me sawal karunga, Tujhe bhi Urdu me jawab dena hai.

Santa: thik hai

Banta: Gustakhi muaf ho janab, Aap kya kar rhe hai.

Santa – Ijjat ki dor ko uljhano ki jakad aur kashmkash se aajad kar rha hu.

Banta: Matlab.

Santa: Abey Gadhe, Pajame ka nada guchchham ho gya hai.

Use nikal raha hu.

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